Destination: Paradise

He left crypto winter.
He never came back.

Straw hat. Sunglasses. A gold chain heavier than his portfolio used to be. Snowbird walked past the frozen signpost, took the arrow pointing south, and has been in that deck chair ever since.

Book your flightSee the friends
Snowbird, a white bird in a straw hat, sunglasses and hawaiian shirt, lounging in a beach chair with a cocktail beside a signpost pointing away from crypto winter toward paradise
Financial freedomEarly retirementNo more winterTicker: $SNOWBIRD0% stress

Meanwhile, back home

His friends are... still there

For some reason. BTC is down 78.63%, it is snowing sideways, and one of them is wearing a snorkel. Nobody has explained the snorkel.

Four birds standing in a blizzard under a Crypto Winter sign: one in a HODL beanie with an FTX chain, an owl in headphones and scarf, a flamingo in a snorkel and hawaiian shirt, and a gull holding a Not Financial Advice mug

HODL

Still wearing the FTX chain. Ironically, he insists.

The Owl

Headphones on. Hasn't heard good news since 2021.

Snorkel Guy

Dressed for a beach that is 4,000 miles away.

Mug Guy

Not financial advice. Also not warm.

The migration is boarding

Snowbird sent a postcard. It said three words and a ticker. There is exactly one direction and it is south.

Phase 1

Notice you are cold.

Phase 2

Buy a ticket. Ticker is $SNOWBIRD.

Phase 3

Deck chair. Cocktail. Silence.

Get your flight ticket

No presale, no VCs, no meetings that could've been a chirp.

Contract address

SNOWb1rd7ropicaLv4c4t10nF0rever9xQ2

Supply

1,000,000,000

Tax

0% / 0%

LP

Burned & sunbathing